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Someday, all this will be a memory

Wouldn't it be nice...

A piece of writing from long time friends of this blog that completely nails what the last few years of my life have been trying to live up to. Do follow these guys on the last leg of their journey round the world

“Someday, all of this will come to an end; the sleeping rough, chiseled calves, calloused arse, taking 8 hours of exercise a day, wearing the same clothes for two weeks straight, having an interesting topic for conversation, worrying about incline, gradient and road surfaces, eating like a horse, being able to eat a horse, not knowing the name of the town I’mm in, forgetting the name of the person spending the night with, cycling another twenty km till lunch to save 50cents, living out of a waterproof bag in a steel trailer, saying Irlanda 30 times a day, saying no/non/niet/nine/ not Hollanda… Irrrrrrlanda, assessing the quality of a book by its size and weight as well as its content, wondering why anyone would ever wear clothes that are not waterproof/breathable/quick drying/light/thermal.

Someday, I’mll be home; I’mll have a fridge, a cooker, a shower, a cupboard and a bed, I’mll be able to close a door and be by myself, talk to people in complex English with an Irish accent using colloquialisms, slang and very specific Alan Partridge references, I’mll be able to get out of my bed and not have to pack it away, and go to bed without waiting for darkness or asking some one’s permission, I’mll have to get up at a specific time and do tasks that someone else dictates, I’mll have a phone and a set of keys.

Someday, my life will be normal again, and uninteresting, and I’mll probably miss my stop on the train because I was daydreaming about when I lived on a special simple world called the road.”

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  1. A terrific peice!

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